Tonight i tell my parents that got my wife, former, stripper, pregnant!!!?

Tell your parents the truth and take whatever consequences come along with it. Just from this little excerpt I can see that you are mentally a little boy, you lie to get what you want and go behind your parent's back to get married? A man would put his foot down and tell his parents he doesn't care what they think and that he's getting married & hopes to see them there! You need to suffer from your mistakes or I fear that you may never grow up. I HOPE you parents have enough sense to stop supporting you. You're trying to live the life of a man but you cant stand on your own two feet. You need to fall and crawl your way back up thru hard work and pain and sweat and experiences. Stop holding your parent's hand when you have a baby on the way. A baby that you don't even respect enough to let your parents know it exists. Grow up. Faster