Is my theorem possible?

Is it possible for me to use complex theoretical entropy to concoct a feasible way to create a huge and soul-destroying radioactive thunder storm which will create a mive rift in the space time consortium which will inevitably lead to the consumption of the sun and all celestial bodies through the m inauguration of the souls of the deceased which could cause the dead narwhal anti-christ to rise from the depths of eternal hell and all will be damned until time itself unravels and creates a portal to the real centre of the universe and eventually lead to the end of the galactic alliance through the destruction of the portal of Nephron, the starship commandeered by the evil hippothacrus demons in the year of the Dragon birth in an ancient village in the mountains of tibet where the tibetan mountain whales suffered from chronic earlobe syndrome which can only be cured by the blood of a thousand albanian virgins or the fur of 99 iranian flying polar bears...................................…